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Arduino unserious

Published: 12 February 2013
Last updated: 29 September 2018

Half Arduino

Because the supply and crystal pins are situated at one side, you can use the Arduino for half:

Half Arduino Half Arduino

Suicide arduino

Note that the two 20pF capacitors for the crystal may sometimes be omitted.

 Suicide arduinoSuicide arduino

/* 
Suicide Arduino 12-2-2013
Copyright (C) 2013  Albert van Dalen http://www.avdweb.nl
This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License
as published by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or (at your option) any later version.
This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty
of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License at http://www.gnu.org/licenses .
*/
 
void setup() 
  pinMode(2, OUTPUT); 
  pinMode(3, OUTPUT); 
  pinMode(4, OUTPUT); 
  pinMode(5, OUTPUT); 
  pinMode(6, OUTPUT); 
  pinMode(7, OUTPUT); 
  pinMode(8, OUTPUT); 
  
  Serial.begin(9600);
  Serial.write ("goodbye world"); 
  
 digitalWrite(2, LOW); 
 digitalWrite(3, LOW); 
 digitalWrite(4, LOW); 
 digitalWrite(5, LOW); 
 digitalWrite(6, LOW); 
 digitalWrite(7, LOW); 
 digitalWrite(8, LOW); 
}
 
void loop(void) 
}

Arduino with locked-in-syndroom

This Arduino can no longer communicate with the outside world:

Arduino with locked-in-syndroomArduino with locked-in-syndroom

/* 
Locked in syndrome 12-2-2013
Copyright (C) 2013  Albert van Dalen http://www.avdweb.nl
This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License
as published by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or (at your option) any later version.
This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty
of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License at http://www.gnu.org/licenses .
*/
 
void setup() 
{ Serial.begin(9600);
}
 
void loop(void) 
{ Serial.write ("Help! \n"); 
}

Naughty Arduino

This is the punishment for a naughty Arduino:

Naughty ArduinoNaughty Arduino